{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Never take advice from electrons.","punchline":"They are always negative.","id":75}
{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?","punchline":"Bison.","id":168}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}