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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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